Cow Jokes
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From Niwot Elementary
School, Grade 4
| What does a cow say when he’s amazed? | Holy Cow! |
| Why did the farmer shake the cow up and down? | He wanted a milk shake! |
| What side of the cow has the most spots? | The outside! |
| Why do cows have spots? | Because they would look silly with stripes. |
| Why did the cheese go to the barbecue? | To get grilled! |
| Tongue Twister: Colorful, caramel colored cows can climb in cold climates on colossal cliffs. | |
From Frederick Middle School Grade 8
| What did the cow say to the farmer? | Moove over. |
| What did the cow say to the ticket holder? | I want to see a moovie? |
| Where does a cow live? | The Milky Way. |
| What do you get when a cow laughs? | A milk shake. |
| What did the cow say to the kid that was scared? | You’re a coward. |
From Superior Elementary School,
Grade 4
| Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? | Who’s there? |
| Impatient Cow. | Impatient Cow MOOOOOOOO |
| What did the cow say to the milk? | Got mooolk? |
From Centennial Middle School. Language Arts Class
| What did the cow say to the farmer? | You butter milk me soon or I’m going to cream you! |
| What is an Australian cow? | An Emooooo. |
| Why did the cow cross the road? | Because the chicken was on a coffee break. |
| Why does a cow go to work every day? | To earn lots of Moola. |
| Why did the cow cross the road? | To get to the udder side! |
| Why didn’t the cow cross the road? | Because it didn’t want to get hit by the mooooving van! |
| What two barnyard explorers first explored the western reaches of their farm? | Moois and Cluck! |
| What do you call the cows that were flying through the air in the movie twister? | Moooovie stars. |
| How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Two, one holds the light bulb and the "udder" turns the chair. |
| What do birthing cows and marathon runners have in common? | Healthy sleek calves. |
Stolen Milk
The milk was there when I left,
and it left me quite bereft.
In a quandary,
as I sit and pondery,
who would perform such a theft?
Student: " Got Milk?"
English Teacher: "The correct way to say that would be, "Do you
have milk." Where’s your grammar? "She’s at home making
cookies. That’s why I need the milk."
Take a bow, cow
Let your cow take a bow
because she isn’t just a cow
she’s a milk-maker,
cheese creator,
yogurt producer,
ice-cream constructor,
and dairy product manufacturer
so let your cow take a bow!